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Wed, Oct. 6th, 2004, 06:47 pm
stitchedsutures: And the land lubbers were lushes the likes of which we felt right at home along side

And Amanda the Red did make her way back to The Salty Hooker after making a brief trip to land to explore the vast undiscovered treasures on a distant, barely visible mountain range. While the trip left many of the most promising areas unexplored, she did have Jeni the comely wench to help with the ransacking.

After finding suitable lodging in a seedy mountain district, there was much rejoicing and enough ale consumption to satisfy the entire crew of The Hooker.

Viddles were consumed with rum at ye old kitchen watering hole. Infiltration of the locals was successful and we were treated to many of th' local flavors called Cheetos, Pizza and Salsa.

After takin' me fill o the morsels and booze, it was time to pillage. I found me a large parcel of manly goods to pillage. I figure some of me mates aboard The Hooker are manly enough to wear shirts the like of which the locals called "Heavy Metal"

After eating, imbibbing and treasure hunting, the lass Jeni prepares to bed down for the night after I found an appropriately handsome mate to share accomodations with who went by the quaint tag of "Brian."

Thu, Oct. 7th, 2004 06:05 am (UTC)
uberreiniger: Bloody Wake Jack says...

Ar! Been experimentin' I has wit' this plunder ye comely wenches did bring forth and it be pleasin' me to say that these bags o' Cheetos, as ye calls 'em, make excellent flotation devices!

Thu, Oct. 7th, 2004 04:00 pm (UTC)

DARRR! And these shirts do make good waddin' for th' cannon, they do!