Er, that is t'be sayin' that I'm in and not fer swimmin' with Il Heffe. (Il Heffe!)
Although I do be thinkin' Captain Kat won't be likin' this none. But it don't be a mutiny if the captain be AWOL now do it be?
With the navigator in me back pocket and all the cannibals on me side, I do believe now would be a good time to promote meself from bosun to quartermaster seein's as how I don't think anyone's every claimed the job. My first act as quartermaster be to declare the ship's stores o' loot to be perilously low and to cast my vote that we set sail for new vistas to conquer and new foes to PLUNDER!!!
And if the Captain comes back she can't get mad at us 'cause conquering and plunder be two of her favorite things. Ahoy, m'hearties! A foolproof plan!