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Sun, Jan. 22nd, 2006, 12:03 am
feachador: (no subject)

Yarr!! Happy Birthday, Mateys!!

Wed, Nov. 10th, 2004, 03:17 pm
stitchedsutures: (no subject)

This link is for everyone

I didnt know how to just paste it in there or i would have. But yeah. This rocks. I wanted to share it further.

Sat, Nov. 6th, 2004, 04:11 pm
thanis_bloodsto: AAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! I died from a bad sex thing.

Past Life Piracy
by Forchan
Your name
OccupationFirst Mate
Ship NameThe Rushing Rogue
# of ships you sacked255
How you diedSyphilis
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Wed, Oct. 13th, 2004, 02:38 am
uberreiniger: (no subject)

If the Hooker crew lived here I would so drag you all to this

...Auditions for "Xmas Marks the Spot! A Christmas Chanty" are taking place tonight, Tues night, and Wednesday night at the Alcott Arts Center (http://www.geocities.com/alcott_arts/) from 6:30PM to 8:00PM. The show dates are December 21, 22, 23, 28, 29 and 30.

It's loosely based on "A Christmas Carol", except with pirates, prostitutes, patricide, multi-level marketing, mutiny, mayhem...and a happy ending. It IS Christmas, ya know.

You can read about the play here: http://www.commediasansarte.com/events/news.shtml

Anyway, the play is written and directed by Mark Groves, so either post here or call him at 913-677-6406 with any questions. Have a great day!

Were I not chained below decks to a sound system in the very same building I would totally audition!

Sat, Oct. 9th, 2004, 07:14 pm
digitalbombdog: Now I'm confused....that ain't my name....



My pirate name is:


Red William Bonney



Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

Wed, Oct. 6th, 2004, 06:47 pm
stitchedsutures: And the land lubbers were lushes the likes of which we felt right at home along side

And Amanda the Red did make her way back to The Salty Hooker after making a brief trip to land to explore the vast undiscovered treasures on a distant, barely visible mountain range. While the trip left many of the most promising areas unexplored, she did have Jeni the comely wench to help with the ransacking.

Amanda the Red and Jeni the Comely Wench hit land!Collapse )

Thu, Sep. 30th, 2004, 01:55 am
uberreiniger: Bloody Wake Jack's journal

September 30th

It do be two months now since the raiding party did return from Indianapolis to find our fair ship mired in the Sargassos. Knew I did, that we ne'er shoulda sailed so far up the New England Coast. Nary did I believe in the Jersey Devil until the flyin' fiend did come and steal our Captain away! Nothin's been the same since.

The last of the food is gone. Even me private reserve of chum do not be safe from the depravations o' the ravenous crew. Even rats are becoming scarce. Lucky to spear one fer myself tonight, I was. It really is true that anything will taste better with enough garnish. I give thanks to King Neptune fer that shipment of horseradish we did intercept.

Scurvy and starvation run rampant, and on a ship where 'alf the crew are cannibals, that be not a good thing. But an even more fearsome disease doth cast its silent pall upon our decks: madness. Why only last night I did hear fire2furniture mutterin' somethin' about "seeing pixies."

Becalmed we are, a ship o' the damned. Ah well, had a good run we did. For a brief, shinnin' time the Salty Hooker did be the greatest scourge o' the seven seas. At least if I die, I'll die knowin' that it was the sea we loved what claimed me and that no scurvy English dog did manage to claim the price upon my...

*Frowns in thought, crumples up parchment, stands up and draws cutlass, stamping boot to snap the morose crew from their lackadaisical stupor*

AVAST!

Alright ye scurvy teabaggers, listen up! Bloody Wake Jack Quincannon says that this is the way it's goin' ta be! Are we a bunch o' fat Italian merchants to lie on our backs starin' at the sun and waitin' to die? Or de we be the crew o' the Salty Hooker!? The deadliest scourge 'o the waters since Blackbeard himself!? digitalbombdog and I return from the raid on Gencon with enough loot to purchase a small kingdom with, (which reminds me, I really oughta check in on that small kingdom I bought some time. Maybe, I dunno, govern it or something,) only to find ye all mopin' about like a Spaniard who'se come home on shore leave only to find his best amigo plungin' the barnacles out o' his senora's aft-hatch! Well I'll know be hearin' it!

I know that every last man-jack o' ye do love the captain, and I as well. But she be gone! And I do nary think she be comin' back! So in the absence of any opposition, I do declare myself captain o' this ship! And I swear unto thee I'll make us rich beyond our dreams, feared beyond death, and lusted for beyond the point at which our genitals do bleed! So until Captain Kitty returns or until one o' ye comes forth with the stones, the skill, and the steel to unseat me, I hereby order ye all to make as merry, as bloodthirsty, and as lascivious as e'er we was before, becalmed sargassos or no! So sez Captain Bloody Wake Jack Quincannon! And anyone who doesn' like it can take 'er chances with the sharks and Il Heffe (IL HEFFE!)

D'YA-HAAAAAARRRRR!!!

Fri, Jul. 30th, 2004, 08:13 am
digitalbombdog: Mutiny!

I be takin over this here vessel, and sailin' her all the way to Indianapolis! D'arrhh! Quincannon! Are ye in or are you swimmin' with Il Heffe?

Tue, May. 18th, 2004, 03:54 am
uberreiniger: A Salty Monkey be not better than a Salty Hooker, but I'll takes what I can gets me...

Past Life Piracy
by Forchan
Your name
OccupationGunner
Ship NameThe Salty Monkey
# of ships you sacked298
How you diedIn a sword fight
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Mon, May. 3rd, 2004, 03:11 pm
tyska: just me and the capt'n

EquusK (2:55:26 PM): I want to have my own harem.
CheshireKitten1 (2:55:34 PM): haha dont we all
EquusK (3:06:08 PM): Mmm.... harem.
CheshireKitten1 (3:06:18 PM): heheh im a bad egg
CheshireKitten1 (3:06:20 PM): and a brat
EquusK (3:06:27 PM): And really bad eggs...
EquusK (3:06:35 PM): Drink up me 'earties, YO HO!
EquusK (3:06:42 PM): Sorry, couldn't resist.
CheshireKitten1 (3:10:05 PM): hehe
CheshireKitten1 (3:10:14 PM): yupyup
CheshireKitten1 (3:10:23 PM): thats the egg
EquusK (3:10:32 PM): The world needs more harems.
EquusK (3:10:41 PM): Sorry- random thought.
EquusK (3:10:50 PM): That's the one! Parlay!
CheshireKitten1 (3:11:00 PM): haha!

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